__________________________________________ {Straight From the Heart} *Mother Words* 3/29/00 __________________________________________ Welcome to "Straight From the Heart!" If you enjoy this free daily email service, I encourage you to forward it on to family and friends. If this has been passed along to you and you want to join the list, just send a blank email to: Thunder27@aol.com I appreciate any feedback or constructive criticism, so feel free to write me (Michael T. Powers) and let me know what you think! __________________________________________ Get paid to surf the web! Click below to visit AllAdvantage. Click here: Welcome to AllAdvantage.com! http://www.alladvantage.com/home.asp?refid=IEN-203 My ID number is: IEN-203 if you are asked for it and want to include it. __________________________________________ Mother Words By: Teresa Higginbotham I remember those words so many years when my husband said, "I love you, will you marry me?" Little did I know they would lead to so many more interesting, funny and moving words in my life. It's a boy! Listen maam,, it's normal for the baby to cry during immunizations, but I just had to loan your husband a tissue. Mom, why did that lady let all those monkeys jump on her bed, anyway? What do you mean I have to share my room? Mom don't you know the stars at night are God's eyes? How do you think he can see everywhere? It's a boy! Why does my brother have a beeper on him and why are you so sad? God never puts more on you than you can handle. He called my brother a dummy, so I popped him. By the way, his Dad wants to talk to you. You want me to pop him too? Look mom, Grandma found the icing from my last birthday cake under the table. It's like a rock! I have one Grandpa who lives in Louisiana and one Grandpa who lives in Grandma's heart. Dear Lord, just let him walk, we'll take it from there. Look Mom, I can open the Fridgeafrator-oops. . You and Dad can't go on a date, you're married. It's a girl! This one's too loud, Mom. Send her back. I left the back door open for Santa Claus and the garage door open for the reindeer. Dear Lord, thank you so much for letting him walk, now teach him how to look where he's going. There's a slobber line on my sandwich-who took a bite? Why's the pool water so yellow around her? The neighbor's at the door with bumps on his face. His mom wants to know if we've had chicken pox. To be continued...into eternity. Teresa Higginbotham tightwadtess@aol.com Send Teresa an email and let her know what you thought about her story! Teresa Higginbotham lives in Texas with her husband and three children. She writes articles on living frugally, organization, parenting and family humor/inspiration. Visit her site at http://www.tightwadtess.com ___________________________________________________ Thought For The Day: "Pray as if everything depended on God, and work as if everything depended on man." (Francis Spellman) Verse for the Day: "...faith without works is dead." James 2:26 Kid's Thought For The day: "Seashells should always be found, not bought." Parent's Thought For The Day "I was doing the family grocery shopping accompanied by two children, an event I hope to see included in the Olympics in the near future." (Anna Quindlen) Coach's Thought For The Day "There is no substitute for hard work and effor beyond the call of duty. That is what strengthens the soul and enobles one's character." (Walter Camp) Deep Thought For The Day: "I tried lifting weights, but they were too heavy." _ /_/\/\ MICHAEL T. POWERS \_\ / THUNDER27@aol.com http://members.aol.com/Thunder27/index.html /_/ \ "For I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but \_\/\ \ Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body I live for the Son \_\/ of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me." Galatians 2:20 Video Imagery (Michael's Video Production Business) "I thought of you first after my family sat down to watch the video we gave them. They loved it, to say the least! Within thirty seconds my mom was crying and my dad did too. They said it was the best Christmas gift we could have given them!! You did such a beautiful job! They were so suprised and so touched---they really, really, really loved it. Thanks for helping to make it so special to us all. My mom mentioned how the songs were perfect for the video too! Thanks again!" Kelli (RKaGe@aol.com) College Station, TX Let me make you a video from your pictures or home movies! Check out the web page for Michael's video production business! Video Imagery http://members.aol.com/Videoimg/index.html