{Straight From the Heart} *Blondes, Hypocrites & Birdies* 11/5/99 Welcome to "Straight From the Heart!" If you enjoy this free email service, I encourage you to forward it on to family and friends. If this has been passed along to you and you want to join the list, just send a blank email to: Thunder27@aol.com. I appreciate any feedback or constructive criticism, so feel free to write me (Michael T. Powers) and let me know what you think! Thunder27's Home Page http://members.aol.com/Thunder27/index.html Stories From A Father's Heart http://www.heartwarmers4u.com/members/?thunder27 Video Imagery http://members.aol.com/Videoimg/index.html Quick Wit: A blonde called the fire department. She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire." The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?" The blond said, "Duh, Red Truck!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hypocrite: Someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his VCR. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I woke early one morning The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his winsome tweeting, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently lowered the window And smacked his little head. I'm not a morning person... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ REQUEST: From: (Donna) Beals7ofus@aol.com We received some GREAT news from the Genetic Counselor yesterday afternoon! She called to tell us that all the chromosome tests have come out normal on Jessica's baby boy! They were very surprised by the results in Madison. I believe it was by the power of prayer! Jessica goes for another level 2 ultrasound on Tuesday, November 16th. Jessica tells me that baby boy is moving lots and lots so he is a shaker and mover!!! I am trying to persuade Jessica and Steve to name this little precious baby boy! He does have severe heart defects and also club feet, but we don't know the severity......we are prayerful that both can be taken care of when the baby arrives! thanks for your prayers.....Keep the prayers coming! ~ Donna ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the world coming to! Michael has his own weekly column on being a daddy!! This week: Michael takes Caleb to his first swimming lessons! Click on this link to go to ChildFun.com! Daddy's View | Michael's Weekly Column or type in the following in your browser: http://www.childfun.com/dads/michael.shtml ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thought For The Day: "Money is a good servant, but a bad master." (Francis Bacon) Verse for the Day: "The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender." Proverbs 22:7 Kid's Thought for the day: "You have to love your sister, even if she doesn't deserve it." Parent's Thought For The Day "When we do what we can, God will do what we can't." Coach's Thought For The Day "The brain is the only container that the more you put into it, the more it can hold." Deep Thought For The Day: "To make people wonder at a Halloween masquerade party, I'd go as Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died." _ /_/\/\ MICHAEL T. POWERS \_\ / THUNDER27@aol.com http://members.aol.com/Thunder27/index.html /_/ \ "For I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but \_\/\ \ Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body I live for the Son \_\/ of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me." Galatians 2:20